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Jinghow's post about coping 1k from each millionaire.. hmmm.. so i thought of the illegal yet semi-legal yet.. fully legal things we most likely be doing next time after we realise we are too old to be soccer stars no more.. The guys could revamp to become.... Ocean's 6.. it would be hell lot less taxing than playing professional soccer. Our main goal will be to rob Booky Tannie liao and his notorious Gang.. The Chopstick Neng Ke.. of their Cruise ship Casino Empire.. OR future legal and semi-legal dealings; AY - Workin in a top lawfirm in HongKong, most likely his main clients will be the top gangsters in HK and as a sideline, he is also one of the top gang leaders in Asia. He has 13 black suits.. and 1 "The-Man" suit... he would use that for Continental gang meetings.. to stand out from the rest.. and to fake the law enforcement.. cuz... it's the Brown Checkered suit he wore for the graduation dinner.. even police would think he's too cock to be a gangster.. haha.. AY would also be a sole-owner of his own gym which is his hangout spot and underground cover to sell dope and steriods. LKW - He would be a High-flier in the Police force.. most likely not the Sg one... cuz they dun accept officers with helmets which shield their eyes from seeing certain harmful colours.. haha.. so with out fail he would migrate to HK.. to help AY stay out of trouble and laugh at him when he is caught with his "The-Man" suit and thus discreditting him as being the Gang-leader.. LKW is therefore one of many ppl AY have on his payrole, but one of the most influential.. lKW would also teach his little LKWs to borrow 10cents from all their classmates everyday.. as it would be insignificant and thus that is his allowance perday.. After that, LKW may come to his senses and have a syndicate and open various booths all around HK and maybe expand to Sg also... booths that have disabled chinamen and small children begging for money which he will pocket.. hahahahhahahha GY - He will have his own company.. dealing in high tech horse shoes.. for racing horses and leisure ones too.. Sideline will be his own online porn company.. and like Sunshine Empire, it's name will be dynamic.. it will be named... Porn Company Inc. theme song.. "Party like a Porn Star". As time goes by.. he will show his defiance to the government by buying over the Istana with a price 4 times the GDP of Sg in 2 years.. and transform it into his Porn Company Inc. Playhouse mansion. Then his company will be registered in the Cayman Islands and they also host various porn sites and mass download areas.. KJH - Jinghow... wad can i say... "welcome to my world" .. eh no.. wrong person.. ok.. he will start his own pizza delivery shop just beside the guy who sacked him.. From that.. he will know that he is efficient... as long as he doesnt play soccer when he does his deliveries.. so.. in time to come.. he will take on the big guys like DHL and UPS.. making billions.. but as a sideline.. since beating the Kingpin.. he will host a variety of underground crap.. seeing that the police force is so crappy.. but more income = higher consumption.. there, according to this equation.. he will spend half his wealth on what GY is marketing.. not the horseshoes of course haha.. after he realises he has an addiction.. he would take a look at the 40+ year old mary.. and seeing life is hopeless.. he will go to the toilet, look into the mirror and talk to himself, doing what was taught to him during university.. Psychology. CKF - Most likely a professor in one of the very few prestigious colleges.. Imperial college in UK, London.. there they suck money out of students like spit and blood donation drives.. one of my fren is in there.. 18.5k pounds per term... SGD$54k per TERM!!! imagine...... yea.. den.. Kf will have a patent for his and the world's first ever invention of............. The Emo Machine.. it will be a solace to pop idol has beens.. cuz they will be untimate emo cuz of their aging days and loss of fame.. for instance.. main clients are.. My Chemical Romance, Backstreet Boy, N'sync.. wad ever is left of them.. haha.. Code Red were targeted.. but they have gone broke.. they only could offer gals panties from 30 years back.. argh.. gross.. and not forgetting the fans of these bands and pop idols.. Kf will be a gazillionaire.. no problem.. easy peezy.. Yaowie - Most likely a high-flying accountant well known in his industry for being nothing short of the best. Regularly being head-hunted to other companies willing to pay a bomb for his services.. he changes companies every 2 days.. so he will spend the first day moving into his huge skyview office.. and build social ties with everyone in his office.. the next day.. he will spend most of it packing and moving out.. maybe a 3 hour coffeebreak with the CEOs and Directors of the company.. THAT is the Best for u.. Finally when the price is right.. he will turn out to be the CFO for GY's company, helping to cover up all the 'faults' he that has done.. Rumours have it there is a gazillion-dollar scandal goin on.. but there is no financial proof YET.. And when the truth is revealed.. he will resign and work in another company which head-hunted him.. but this time.. staying even longer.. and embezzling billions each day ahhahahahhaha!!!!! hahaah..
Friday, November 16, 2007 ok let's revive this shit... we'll start by doin this... Kinky BollyWood movie.. i had to show it here.. i had no choice.. watch it.. and u'll know.. Labels: Benny Lava
Saturday, August 18, 2007 Yea man! i caught 'Night at the Museum' yesterday.. damn cute!!! I want gum-gum!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Easter Island Head: Hey! Dum-dum! Larry: Yes? Easter Island Head: You give me gum-gum! Larry: I give you gum-gum? Easter Island Head: You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum. Larry: Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't Dum-dum. My name's Larry. Easter Island Head: No, your name Dum-dum. [People screaming] Easter Island Head: Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun. [Larry runs as Attila and his gang are chasing him] Easter Island Head: See you later, Dum-dum! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Larry: [on his second night at the museum] Morning, dum-dum. Easter Island Head: Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum? Larry: Yes I did, fathead. [holds up a handful of gum] Larry: Lots and lots of gum-gum. Easter Island Head: Mmm! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thursday, August 16, 2007 Man, after many years.. i dunno.. 3?? or 2? this blog has still been surviving.. same blog add.. endured all the fuck heads tht come here thinking they can create havoc.. but.. fuck off.. they know tht.. haha.. OKAY!! 200th Post!!! Woots! haha.. Oh, FYI, Wayne Rooney broke the fourth metatarsal on his right foot following a tackle during a match between his team, Manchester United, and Chelsea. Manchester United doctors say he will be off any kind of sports for about six weeks. If his recovery goes well. He also fractured his fifth metatarsal in 2004, during the Euro 2004 quarter-final match against Portugal - it took 10 weeks before he was able to play professional football again. Ledley King, another England team member who plays for Tottenham Hotspurs (Spurs) fractured his fourth metatarsal just before the 2006 WC too. the below article's about David Beckham's 2nd Metatarsal injury before World Cup 2002.. =) Total Commitment.. like me haha! Pete Charlesworth, UK When recovery is put at a certain period like six weeks, does that mean the foot will be able to sustain the same pressure and forces as before the break? Is it likely that Beckham will suffer any psychological effects? SK: I would hope not, and once the bone has healed there won't necessarily be a point of weakness there. It's likely to be a bit uncomfortable, even after the bone has healed, but he should be able to play through that. CH: Gordon, did you notice any difference in Beckham in the second leg after the knock he picked up in the first match? GF: I don't think so - I think he's a very committed player. You might think that some players are looking ahead to the World Cup and trying to avoid heavy tackles, but these guys are totally committed. If anyone pulled out of any tackle their team-mates would give them stick and their manager would spot it as well. In general the players give their all once they're out there, and it's largely because they're so competitive that they get to the top. CH: But players and athletes in general, must have some sort of psychological barrier to get over. SK: I think once the injury has healed and they're out there on the pitch, their main concern is playing the game, and playing to win.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007 Live Football, Breathe Football, Die Football Monday, I took a slow journey down to TTSH after dinner to get my diarrhoea checked up ended up waiting super long (3hrs?? around there..), put in solitary confinement.. luckily, there was this nurse that showed so much concern that she even helped me get water. So yea.. went ttsh mainly for the diarrhoea but ended up discovering i had a broken 5th metatarsal bone.. my goodness.. it's the most 'in' injury nowadays.. David Beckham broke his too! haha.. damn cool haha.. i know.. i sound whacked.. but well.. haha.. 17days MC.. Cast and Crutches. So depressing.. rahhhh! Yes yes, if u are asking how did i break a bone?? Soccer it is.. as u can see from the Title of this post.. =) Total Commitment. Labels: Broken Bones
Tuesday, July 31, 2007 Mystery money in Japan appears in mailboxes, falls from sky
Dang.. this should happen in sunny Singapore.. seriously.. wad would u do with a million Yen?? Life updates --> another time haha! bye bye!
Monday, February 12, 2007 went to A&E yesterday ngith after dinner.. had a throbbing headache ever since the fall during soccer.. which i didnt hit my head on the ground at all.. i've read about these kinda things before.. some fella falls didnt even knock his head.. but den he dies soon after.. post-mortum suggests that after the fall his brain was jerked and it hit the skull in the process.. den it started swelling.. increasing the pressure in the skull.. something like tht.. scary thought but yea.. if i left tomorrow, would you be by myside as i leave this world? would you remember me as i was, would u remember me as i am, as i ever would be....
Monday, February 05, 2007 This is pertaining to the topic discussed in the Computer lab of School of Ammunitions during our everyday-wholeday-self-study time.. haha.. Fly me to the moon and let me play under the stars. says: would u allow ur son or daughter to marry a malay next time? guoyi [Our love will never change] says: hmm.. guoyi [Our love will never change] says: rich malays maybe guoyi [Our love will never change] says: whhah guoyi [Our love will never change] says: but its hard to find 1 guoyi [Our love will never change] says: lol Fly me to the moon and let me play under the stars. says: HAHA guoyi [Our love will never change] says: i damn cb rite Fly me to the moon and let me play under the stars. says: haha.. no loh... i think i was more cb in camp today haha guoyi [Our love will never change] says: there is not such thing as a rich malay in sg Fly me to the moon and let me play under the stars. says: HAHAHA Fly me to the moon and let me play under the stars. says: yea u are more cb hahahhaa My stand is firm and final.. NO!.. haha.. if u meet me.. u can always argue with me over it.. i'm eveready to share my thoughts with you haha.. basically.. it's just WRONG. My days in SOA are spend either, kun-in(unfortunately, i'm not kun God there, only won best technique and great inventions), 'allowed' surfing of various entertainment web pages, Earth2025-ing, chat sessions, eating, complaining, looking at the sky to check for clouds on the horizon, and soccer if there is no clouds on the horizon.. haha.. ok bb.. gtg slp.. damn tired.. Tip of the day: Get Singtel shares. swee swee no horse run. LOL. news will be out on thursday.
Friday, February 02, 2007 Blogging in the most unlikely of places.. in camp! or rather in the School of Ammunitions. It's damn boring here.. everyone's either slping, surfing other websites or sometimes talking.. it's friday.. nobody gives a fuck already.. haha.. falling out in 5 more minutes.. Lotsa things have happened over the last month or so... 1) Guoyi's 21st birthday 2) The passing of a friend 3) LKW comin back from melbourne 4) Marilyn's birthday comin up soon On this rainy day my mind wanders what if u were mine one day nothing else would matter listening to sad songs on the radio it would feel so good just to hear your voice on the telephone. song to download: lips of an angel by HINDER
Sunday, January 28, 2007 There's so many things i wanna say, so many things to blog about.. but i cant spare the time.. lotsa things happening at almost the same time.. k.. we'll leave everything for another day then.. ciao.. life is fragile.. tht's all i got to say for now.. Christopher Tulsi.. your memories live on. RIP.
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