BoRn $l@ckeR... I raced against time... but I lost.

Ok.. got me thinking... i mean... my brains have been rather dormant these few weeks.. haha.. or months haha..

ok.. Jinghow's post about coping 1k from each millionaire.. hmmm.. so i thought of the illegal yet semi-legal yet.. fully legal things we most likely be doing next time after we realise we are too old to be soccer stars no more..

The guys could revamp to become.... Ocean's 6.. it would be hell lot less taxing than playing professional soccer. Our main goal will be to rob Booky Tannie liao and his notorious Gang.. The Chopstick Neng Ke.. of their Cruise ship Casino Empire..

OR future legal and semi-legal dealings;

AY - Workin in a top lawfirm in HongKong, most likely his main clients will be the top gangsters in HK and as a sideline, he is also one of the top gang leaders in Asia. He has 13 black suits.. and 1 "The-Man" suit... he would use that for Continental gang meetings.. to stand out from the rest.. and to fake the law enforcement.. cuz... it's the Brown Checkered suit he wore for the graduation dinner.. even police would think he's too cock to be a gangster.. haha..
AY would also be a sole-owner of his own gym which is his hangout spot and underground cover to sell dope and steriods.

LKW - He would be a High-flier in the Police force.. most likely not the Sg one... cuz they dun accept officers with helmets which shield their eyes from seeing certain harmful colours.. haha.. so with out fail he would migrate to HK.. to help AY stay out of trouble and laugh at him when he is caught with his "The-Man" suit and thus discreditting him as being the Gang-leader.. LKW is therefore one of many ppl AY have on his payrole, but one of the most influential..
lKW would also teach his little LKWs to borrow 10cents from all their classmates everyday.. as it would be insignificant and thus that is his allowance perday.. After that, LKW may come to his senses and have a syndicate and open various booths all around HK and maybe expand to Sg also... booths that have disabled chinamen and small children begging for money which he will pocket.. hahahahhahahha

GY - He will have his own company.. dealing in high tech horse shoes.. for racing horses and leisure ones too.. Sideline will be his own online porn company.. and like Sunshine Empire, it's name will be dynamic.. it will be named... Porn Company Inc. theme song.. "Party like a Porn Star". As time goes by.. he will show his defiance to the government by buying over the Istana with a price 4 times the GDP of Sg in 2 years.. and transform it into his Porn Company Inc. Playhouse mansion. Then his company will be registered in the Cayman Islands and they also host various porn sites and mass download areas..

KJH - Jinghow... wad can i say... "welcome to my world" .. eh no.. wrong person.. ok.. he will start his own pizza delivery shop just beside the guy who sacked him.. From that.. he will know that he is efficient... as long as he doesnt play soccer when he does his deliveries.. so.. in time to come.. he will take on the big guys like DHL and UPS.. making billions.. but as a sideline.. since beating the Kingpin.. he will host a variety of underground crap.. seeing that the police force is so crappy.. but more income = higher consumption.. there, according to this equation.. he will spend half his wealth on what GY is marketing.. not the horseshoes of course haha.. after he realises he has an addiction.. he would take a look at the 40+ year old mary.. and seeing life is hopeless.. he will go to the toilet, look into the mirror and talk to himself, doing what was taught to him during university.. Psychology.

CKF - Most likely a professor in one of the very few prestigious colleges.. Imperial college in UK, London.. there they suck money out of students like spit and blood donation drives.. one of my fren is in there.. 18.5k pounds per term... SGD$54k per TERM!!! imagine...... yea.. den.. Kf will have a patent for his and the world's first ever invention of............. The Emo Machine.. it will be a solace to pop idol has beens.. cuz they will be untimate emo cuz of their aging days and loss of fame.. for instance.. main clients are.. My Chemical Romance, Backstreet Boy, N'sync.. wad ever is left of them.. haha.. Code Red were targeted.. but they have gone broke.. they only could offer gals panties from 30 years back.. argh.. gross.. and not forgetting the fans of these bands and pop idols.. Kf will be a gazillionaire.. no problem.. easy peezy..

Yaowie - Most likely a high-flying accountant well known in his industry for being nothing short of the best. Regularly being head-hunted to other companies willing to pay a bomb for his services.. he changes companies every 2 days.. so he will spend the first day moving into his huge skyview office.. and build social ties with everyone in his office.. the next day.. he will spend most of it packing and moving out.. maybe a 3 hour coffeebreak with the CEOs and Directors of the company.. THAT is the Best for u.. Finally when the price is right.. he will turn out to be the CFO for GY's company, helping to cover up all the 'faults' he that has done.. Rumours have it there is a gazillion-dollar scandal goin on.. but there is no financial proof YET..
And when the truth is revealed.. he will resign and work in another company which head-hunted him.. but this time.. staying even longer.. and embezzling billions each day ahhahahahhaha!!!!! hahaah..

BoRn $l@ckeR...

Always Has Been, Still Is & Always Will Be~